Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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