i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
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