I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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