Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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