I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize
