fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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