I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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