What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
my sisters under your porch take her home
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
