Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
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