After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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