if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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