There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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