My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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