Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
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