I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
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