if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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