i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
there is glitter all over my balls
I see more hoeing in ur future
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