capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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