in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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