Midget sex pt 2 tonight
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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