just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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