Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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