and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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