so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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