i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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