I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
