Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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