Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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