I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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