Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Randomize
