Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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