i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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