I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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