its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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