but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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