Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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