i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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