i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
You made out with two different species that night
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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