Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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