I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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