have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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