oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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