Rock
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Fuck
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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