I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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