i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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