yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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