Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
This girl is more easily done than said...
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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