this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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