This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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