dude i'm inner monologue high
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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