Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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