i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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